This weekend only, all Marc Jacobs at the Outnet is 30% off – which takes these “shimmering” Marc Jacobs shorts down to just $740.
LOL just kidding – wanted to make sure you guys are paying attention 
These might be fun for $7, but not $740. Unless you’re Daphne Guinness.
Have a great weekend!!!!
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Oh my! Those are sick and wrong!
Oh my goodness. I was drinking water when I saw this and almost spat it back into my glass. “Grechen! Why would you like this?!!” These pants are perfect for my “Some Kind of Wrong” series.
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They are!!
I knew IMMEDIATELY that this was a joke cause those things are heinous and you have very refined tastes.
I’m with Amy. I almost choked when I started reading. Grechen, that was a good one.
However, I don’t think I would waste even $7 on them. They scream “I’m too sexy for my shorts.” (Yes, I know you hear the song in your head now…)
Happy weekend!
Yes!! I don’t know, they might jazz up a workout wardrobe
OMG, those are just hideous! You couldn’t pay me to wear them!
I think my Grandma had those exact shorts….except, she called them a “girdle”!!
Haha!! That’s exactly what they reminded me of!! That crazy MJ…
These are HORRIBLE. And it makes me sad that they are Marc Jacobs. I used to REALLY like his stuff, and I am finding more and more things that make me say, “Ew.”